Woman: Who is this?
Woman: Who is this.
Me: You called me. Who is *this*?
Woman: My phone rang and I couldn't get to it in time so I called back.
Me: I didn't call you.
Woman: Someone from this number did.
Me: Seeing as how I was ASLEEP, I find that hard to believe.
Woman: Well I don't see how that's possible.
Me: I don't know what to say.
Woman: I wonder who called me.
Me: (sarcastically) Good luck figuring it out.
(I hang up)