If I go too long without doing nothing I start to get the shakes. Dry mouth. Headaches.
If only there was some way to moderate my compulsion to do nothing. Maybe if I could learn how to weave doing something into the complex fabric of my doing nothing day... maybe then I could be free of this overwhelming desire to be useless.
One bright side to this addiction. It significantly reduces my carbon footprint!
On that note: Happy Earth Day, everybody! Let's all do nothing together!