Overheard

On the bus ride home, three college-aged guys sat across from me. They carried Best Buy bags.

The guys spent the whole trip talking about a friend who'd been asked out to dinner by a stripper, totally unprovoked.

Guy 1: So, what about you. Would you go?
Guy 2: Like, if the stripper asked me?
Guy 1 nods.
Guy 2: (considers) Would I have to pay?
Guy 1: For sex?
Guy 2: For dinner.
Guy 1: Why wouldn't you pay?
Guy 2: She's the one with a job.

Aaaand stay classy, metro transit.