eNemesis for fun and profit

I haven't written much lately, and I have an idea for how to fix that. It's a little unorthodox so just stick with me.

I need a nemesis. A writing nemesis.

I need someone to compete with. I need a Mozart or, heck, my own Salieri. I need a yardstick to measure myself against and push me to achieve more. Because frankly it's easier for me to find the motivation externally than internally.

That's not a bad idea for a website -- the opposite of eHarmony. I could call it eDiscord or eNemy. I'll match suitable candidates with their very own carefully screened and selected nemesis.

So that's it. I'm accepting applications. Who wants to be my nemesis?