Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Internet is my enabler

I am addicted to doing nothing.

If I go too long without doing nothing I start to get the shakes. Dry mouth. Headaches.

If only there was some way to moderate my compulsion to do nothing. Maybe if I could learn how to weave doing something into the complex fabric of my doing nothing day... maybe then I could be free of this overwhelming desire to be useless.

One bright side to this addiction. It significantly reduces my carbon footprint!

On that note: Happy Earth Day, everybody! Let's all do nothing together!

1 comment:

Maya said...

Works for me!