seriously dude, it's a wrong number

10pm, Thursday, my cell phone rings. I jump out of bed, having just settled in, and tear my purse apart searching for it.

Me: Hello?
Woman: Hello.
(pause)
Woman: Who is this?
Me: What?
Woman: Who is this.
Me: You called me. Who is *this*?
Woman: My phone rang and I couldn't get to it in time so I called back.
Me: I didn't call you.
Woman: Someone from this number did.
Me: Seeing as how I was ASLEEP, I find that hard to believe.
Woman: Well I don't see how that's possible.
Me: I don't know what to say.
Woman: I wonder who called me.
Me: (sarcastically) Good luck figuring it out.
(I hang up)

End scene.