We don't have hot water. No reason, nothing. All the lights are on, the bills are paid, the water flows, but it never heats up. Our complex has a boiler. It's a big boiler. I've seen it. Is it possible we've been disconnected from this magnificent boiler? That we are now living off the grid?

I know in the grand scheme of things, a hot shower is just another luxury. But it's a luxury I've grown accustomed to. And depend on. To keep me sane. Without hot water, the terrorists win.