Wednesday, May 14, 2008

How Not to Succeed in Business

I'm crammed in the elevator with about 6 people, holding a Starbucks cup, standing next to a person of high distinction in the company -- like, the highest possible distinction. He jokingly turns to me and says, "Is that my latte?"

"Uh, no." I say, "It's dirty coffee."


"Black." I mutter. "Black."

I have NEVER in my life called coffee dirty. Way to start the day!

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