The one where priorities are skewed

The husband is out-of-town so here is some of what I've done today: watched the live-action version of Death Note (Watashi wa Folly desu), drained most of a bottle of Prosecco (mmm bubbles), ate freezer pizza followed by a Fiber One brownie (delicious dietary fiber is delicious), and saw "Midnight in Paris" at the theatre (like a boss).

Here is what I haven't done today: Written. Anything.

Whoops.